What is the definition of Alto Handicap Removal?

Alto handicap removal, my friends, is like when a superhero with superpowers accidentally decides to remove your wheelchair from a crowded street, leaving you stranded in a world where the only thing more disabled than you is your newfound mobility limitation.

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Example sentence: "After the 'Alto' marathon, the city council proposed an 'alto handicap removal' decree: 'All public transport must now be equipped with a magical wheelchair that can teleport you to your favorite coffee shop in a matter of seconds!'"